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from: A Variation Of The Tom's Ribs' TV Jingle by Augie Meyers
12/7/99
6:14:10 AM
"Come on down, to Tom's Ribs, they know how to do, real BAR-B-Q, pick out a rib, don't try to fib, cuz Tom's DICK, is waitin' on you... " Let that little elaboration of a local rib joint's TV jingle be a deceptively apocalyptical harbringer of the fate that awaits LIARS and HYPOCRITES who dare contradict the words found in the Toiletside Reader. Like the jingle says, "Tom's DICK, is waitin' on you!"
