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From: Mugtoe
Ha! Why would I listen to anybody who pisses in a bottle and
takes their go-juice in pills? You ain't no goddamn truck driver anyway. You're just some
outta luck lot lizard takin a break from givin blowjobs at the picklepark on I-20 &
281 (that's right, I saw ya slobbin on that sweaty knob). You'd be grateful to be a lumper
for some ham-handed gorilla who'd paw all over yer stinkin ass in the sleeper at the Petro
in his off-hours. Wipe the jiz off yer lip, bitch, and get me another beer.