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Why Bolton Must Be Eliminated!

ppx:
12/23/99-3:35:39
I'm glad to have a "real" comment from a guy I know isn't pulling my allegorical chain about the Bolt man. I recently reviewed a CD of his, the BIG ONE, over at Catwoman's Anti Popeye X Mailing List. I genuinely liked his whole synthesizer based pop star concept, I even went so far as to admire how PPX-like he really was, and I can't be against anything that's even close to being the same as ME.... HOWEVER, and there is ALWAYS a "however" in this website, I disagree totally with any notions of professionalism, fairness, or objectivity. That fuckin' motherfucker Bolton must be eradicated!

But, WHY, you might ask?

Well, first of all, why the fuck not? Second, if Terrie Neilson adores him, Dr. Popeye X says he must die, NOW! If Traci Kishbaugh respects him for his social causes, then he absolutely must be hunted down and tortured to death, IMMEDIATELY! No ifs, ands, or butts. That is completely final. Period! If innocent children get abused by ugly talkin' parents as a result, GOOD! They couldn't have been that innocent. I say I will not rest until Michael Bolton fans are in utter, everlasting MISERY! I'm completely within my rights! Bolton and Boltonism must, and will, be STOPPED!

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