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from: A random passerby
204.119.47.168
1/12/00
6:06:23 PM
Ooh, some ugly, freakish LAWN GNOME is taking over the Internet? As if. I've got TWO dotcoms, Dopey, and I don't pass the time trying to insert a straw into Snow White's rectum from below like you and Steve Headcase. See the web, be the web. Get on the stick and off the GNOME-Mobile or wind up like so much effluvia blowing alongside the Information Superhighway like so many Tex-ass tumbleweeds, propelled into an uncontrolled spin by the relevant dotcoms that fly by so fast you can't even recognize them until the day one flattens your trivial GNOME ass without so much as slowing down, after which you STILL won't know what hit you.