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from: A random passerby
204.119.47.168
1/13/00
4:17:31 PM
Tsk. How do these tiny people develop their snotty little attitudes? Is it the years of ridicule perpetrated by the "normal" members of society? All that time spent "looking up" wistfully to the less-trivialized members of society? Their knowledge that no beautiful women will ever sleep with them, and in fact shudder at the thought, such as women do when this thought is raised (for example) by "Mini-Me"? Their plight of remaining forever motionless in a suburban flower bed, susceptible to territorial marking by local pets, against whom they have no defense?
No. The answer is: Because they don't have dicks. I'd be bitter too, perhaps even reduced to leaving trite posts hinting that I actually posessed working genitalia when in fact nothing could be further from the truth.
So, laugh not at our bearded, psuedo-happy, pipe-toting, freakish little guardians of the local shrubbery, but pity them. Pity them deeply, and remember that save five feet or so of height, thirty IQ points and a decent grasp of English, there go you or I.
