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from: A casting agent
205.244.24.126
1/13/00
11:05:29 PM
Mr. ppx. On behalf of the WB, we would like to invite you to open casting for our new fall hit......Lawn Gnome, PI. See, we saw your pic at the opening of your page, and we feel you'd be perfect for the part. The only criteria.....is that you look like a fucking lawn gnome. We can offer miles and miles of lawn for you to saunter through. Get back with us soon, please.....Alan Thicke is also trying out.
