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From: dig it
216.198.7.130 - 1/25/00 - 5:41:47 am
Hop on in here, you maggotnaise morons, step up to the plate, and see your own head served with a paper-mache baked potato, ringed in plastic parsley, and juxtaposed against the ever-present serving of "Texas Toast". Let those other lesser 49 states eat Sponge Cake, Food Stamp Brownies, or how's about some of those new Rectal Thermometer Slim Jims, like they use in the NAVY, dripping in Y2K Jelly, and ready for the Final Insertion? That's exactly what your next post will experience, as it is put thru this gauntlet of web crunching machinery run amok. Went its all over, please don't whine to the Webastard about how disappointed you are in the Totalitarian Mutation taking place... he doesn't believe you for one second. You want INSTANT fame, and a little groveling in public before the whole world is NOTHING compared to the lengths you're prepared to go to in achieving your demented dream for recognition. I dig it, I really do. Come on, lay your own head on your own chopping block, and let's see what kind of balls you think you're packin'. Punkydoodle Posthole Diggers should DIG HERE, your bottomless pit awaits you! Dig it.