From: Jack Shit
(you don't know me)
216.198.7.130-3/17/00-17:25:47
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From: Jack Shit
(you don't know me)
216.198.7.130-3/17/00-17:25:47
You obviously have me confused with Buttminister Fuller, he's a man of the cloth. I'm more of a paper guy, but I'll use whatever's around, the shower curtain if I have to. The ideal Toiletside Reader would be printed on toilet paper, so that shower curtain is a MUST. I know we haven't met before, anyone can tell by your religion that you don't know Jack Shit.
(shaking your hand and smiling...)
Hi, I'm the Rev. Jack Shit, Chief Technical Pastor of the Church Of Machines. Our congregation is in the middle of a flame war with that Toiletside Reader bunch at the moment. We're busy trying to wipe their denomination off the face of this Earth, so I'll have to get back with you after the shit hits the fan club, OK?
