Let me tell you about Fan Club Nazis. They're real weird. Not only do they have bizarre, vicarious fixations on celebrities, they feel it their political duty to force their obsession on anyone who happens to conflict with the machinations of their neurosis. They think THEIR INSANITY and lack of any true personality carries more weight than free speech itself. Its called "histrionic personality disorder", they think everything happens because of, or in relation to them, and them alone, even everything YOU do. I have webpages that make fun of certain celebrities. Their fans always accuse me of being guilty of whatever their hero's agenda is against, regardless of what I actually do, or say I'm doing. When I make fun of Michael Bolton, they call me a sex offender and a child molester. When I make fun of Ted Nugent, they call me a homosexual and a vegetarian. They raise a huge stink, but in the end, they're nothing more than Fan Club Nazis, trying to force their fucking totalitarian concept of popular entertainment on me, and anyone else who doesn't share in their miserable concept of identity. I will not have my life interfered with by such idiotic morons. Instead, I will swat them, like the vermin they truly are. |
