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from: Slash
205.188.196.23
6/2/00
2:23:37 AM
So you say your life sucks, no one really understands you, even that inflatable girl you bought let you downhttp://www.bertc.com/inflate.jpg You know what they say, life sucks and then you die, maybe you'll be crushed to death while fucking a chicken http://www.forteantimes.com/artic/photohigh/ft3.jpg or perhaps some other disgusting and totally meaningless death. And even after death your problems might not be over. [In May the crematorium at the Meadow Lawn Memorial Park in San Antonio, Texas, was destroyed by a fire that broke out when workers began cremating a body that weighed more than 300 pounds. The facility's owner said that the fat in the body caused an unusually high temperature, which caused the ordinary crematorium fire to rage out of control] So if you think your life is bad now, just wait it'll get much worse I assure you, so tuck betty in next to you http://www.bertc.com/inflate.jpg and call it a night. Unpleasant dreams...... -Slash
