your rhyme has
made you whole...

let he who is too stoned
cast the first clue...

for it is easier for a haystack full of needles to inject new wine into the blink of a camels eye, than for a fool blind on horse to wink AND nod at the same Donkey Lady two humps in a row, thereby grasping at the straw that finally smoked the camel's butt...

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"Sing unto Him a new song; play skillfully with a loud noise."
~ Psalm 33:3

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and the centerfold:

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then, cruise by the chapel:

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dig the infommercial:

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download the choir:

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feed the deaf:

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heal the poor:

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and Sin No More...

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study the
Popeye-pocalypse-X
Book Of Jamminstations
every chance you get:

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see our evangelistic outreach:

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and don't forget
a small 'love' offering:

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in addition to
your weekly tithe:

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please fill out our
Church Questionaire
so the Prayer Warriors can
get to know more about you:

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and pause a moment to
reflect in the Living Waters
of our congregation's
Most Sacred Artifact:

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...now THAT'S a peace
beyond all understanding.