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from: Tackle_Turkabob
9/22/01
10:23:05 PM
64.12.103.36
Okay, dammit. I'm busted. I was ruffling through the files looking for any mention of me or T's tits. Even YOU have to admit you got a little carried away last time with the pics of those burnout Tijuana-hooker floppy hooters. I miss my "perkies," especially when they were new and little Johnny O'Reilly from down the block wrestled with me in his backyard after school and accidentally "brushed" against them until it looked like I was trying to shoplift little pencil erasers under my Monkees T-shirt. (BTW, he's the one who first ruffled through MY drawers, if you catch my drift.) I mean, this bullshit has gone on long enough. Let me ask you; how long could you go on, squealing "Ooh! Michael Bolton is a God!" and "Michael helps abuse kids!" (Oopsie! I meant "abuseD") with a straight face? Gimme a goddamn break. The guy sucks like the working end of a sewer sump-pump. Anybody knows that. I figured you would work that out for yourself, but you just got all bent out of shape and posted umpteen messages all over the fucking Internet calling me a liar and saying I wanted to flip Turki over and put her on like a gasmask. Okay, I grant you that last one. Let me tell you, we'd throw on "The Birds, The Bees, & The Monkees" and cue "Tapioca Tundra" and I'd rim that bitch and suck on her piss-flaps like a fat man trying to get the last little bit out of a crab claw.
ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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