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colon cancer?
from popeye-x
12/10/01-12:26:50 PM-63.162.8.196
this next part it gross
but....
I'll try to euphemize
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I did a #2
it was EXTREMELY red
I was aghast, "damn, if it does that again I'm going in for chemo"
I've seen blood before, but not like that
my God, its frightening
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this next part is REALLY gross
but....
I'll try to euphemize
---
I did a #1 on the #2
the red started washing out
and I saw this "red thing"
"oh my God, its part of my asshole! I'm a goner!"
I continued to investigate, as boys are wont to do,
its the ballistical ability to piss in a certain spot, I guess,
and gradually I uncovered this frighteningly square "red
thing"
finally, I could tell I was looking at a huge slice of red bell pepper
completely undigested, and leaking red coloring all over the place
"oh, the pizza!"
from last THURSDAY
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so, I think it was the pizza topping's fault, and I probably don't
have colon cancer
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