Missy Cat was all over Mugtoe
photo and painting by
Chuckwagon (on the wall above Missy's head)
from: concerned dad
12 Mar 2004 :::
13:52:32 ::: dialup252-230.dotcomisp.net
Watching Missy crawl all over Mugtoe was borderline
disgusting, she was wollering, rubbing him with her neck, but when she
refused to bite the shit out of his finger, it kind of pissed me off.
Why should she draw blood out of me, but purr to him?
Because of that I shudder to think of NeverForget
meeting up with Mugtoe. He's too charming, he's too "woolybooger",
he's too Sam Elliot, all he does is giggle and gurgle the whole time,
and I have recorded proof of that. She needs to meet up with someone
more old, mean, cheap, hard to get along with, and impossible to
please... like me.
But definitely not Mugtoe. He's TOO nice, TOO funny,
TOO generous, TOO everything. NeverForget needs to meet up with someone
TALLER than Mugtoe... like me.
I am so damn glad Mugtoe is gay, I NEED Mugtoe to be
gay. I don't think that makes much difference to Missy. I'm still
wondering how he got out of here without Cat Scratch Fever. Many times
he reached the Missy Danger Point, I said "Watch it, she's gonna
hook you." He'd stick out his finger and she'd pet herself with it.
That's usually not what happens. |