I Got A Chachos Hat

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Tonight at Chachos was kick ass! I just happened to mention, for the thousandth time, I would like to buy a Chachos hat, previously I have been told they don't sell them, I even offered to get a job there, procure a hat, and then quit. Surprisingly the cashier said, "You can buy a hat, they're $10." I forked over the dough, and started getting excited. I waited a few minutes and walked back up the the place where the food comes out, there were about a dozen Chachos workers there, most of them wearing Chachos hats, "Yessir, what do you need?" "I'm waitng for my Chachos hat." Suddenly here comes a guy with a fresh new one and all those employees happened to see him hand it to me. Then they all started CHEERING and clapping LOUDLY, I put it on my head and raised my arms like I was Ozzy Ozbourne. The whole restaurant paused wondering what the fuck is going on, no shit, every single eye in the whole place was looking at me as the employees (who mostly don't speak English) applauded me and I was acting like an idiot in front of them. What an honor! Not only do I get a hat, but all the REAL Mexicans cheered because I was one of them, so to speak, at least in hat spirit. I think that's the most fun I ever had at Chachos except maybe for the times I've gone there with my brother and watched his eyes bugging out at the wonderful food, oh and don't forget when Mugtoe went there and almost threw up cuz he couldn't hold his liquor.

(Just kidding, Turpentine.)