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from: Barry McGuire cache-mtc-ab05.proxy.aol.com infomania

Weapons Of Mass Destruction
(Parody of Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire)

The Middle Eastern world
Is near explodin’
Accusations
Promises broken
They see we’ve got these chemicals
That’s been forbodden
Uncle Sam won’t rest till
Saddam’s hanging by his scrotum
Even the kids at home
They think it’s all about cheap petroleum
So we’ll tell you
Over and over and over again
You win
But you don’t believe
We got no weapons of mass destruction
The folks from the UN they kept inspectin’
But all the stuff we hid
They’re weren't detectin’
We gave you great excuses
But you keept rejectin’
The only thing we got here now
Is B.B.’s now for protection
And if we had those bombs before
We got no recollection
But we’ll tell you over and over and over again
But you won’t believe
We got no weapons of mass destruction
We got no weapons here
Why don’t you look in China
And send those troops in ships
Back to Carolina
There’s nothing but sand here
It’s just a quiet place
And every time we take a dump here
You can see from outer space
And you pounding on your desktop George
It’s just a big disgrace
And if you kill my camel
I’ll just have to walk everyplace
Besides everywhere I look now
I see you or Saddam’s face
So I tell you over and over and over again
But you don’t believe we got no
weapons of mass destruction
Oh no you don’t believe we got no
weapons of mass destruction
Except for the B.B. gun here
I told you
I told you all about that.

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