Monde, I Got Yer Xmas Present 4 U
from: your loyal fan (this artwork is so fucking great BTW)

I know I've caused you grief, I didn't mean to, HONEST, but I'm possibly the craziest son of a bitch you'll ever know who LOVES you as much as I do, I'm just wild about your shit, ALL of it, even though I can't read and I have false teeth and I am totally a hawk about war, I think you're amazing as an artist, you're the most talented person I ever even heard of, I wanna show you how DEEPLY I feel about being your friend, I don't ever want to lose your friendship if I can help it, especially not over something so stupid as the ISSUE of G Dubya Bush, and I hope this small gesture goes a long way towards helping you tolerate me being me. There's a lot of people who are dead set against me, you can't imagine how many complete reversals of former friendships I've insisted upon recently, I DON'T WANT THEIR FUCKING FRIENDSHIP, its not friendship at all!

But you're in a different league from them. Our politics are really different! I'm kind of stunned by it, I think perhaps our common ground is LAUGHING AT SHIT, let this lil' package be a clear sign I want to keep laughing with you.

Did you see this most recent GOAT TICK dude on my board? He sez Zappa wouldn't like me... aw heck... I could have sworn Zappa was being really nice to me, but that was 20 years ago, maybe I should be more worried about it now that Frank is not around. He may not be around the music biz but he's certainly around in my heart and always will be.

That's how I want you to be too, and I sincerely mean that.