CHUG 8 cuts fresh
mustard
for Slingblade's biscuit collection
From: also a little something else for another mere $119...
70.242.185.243 ::: 05-08-01 - 06:21:54
Ableton LIVE 5, motherfuckers! Numero Cinco, mis pendejos, what's the difference? I just told you, another goddamn $119, now it records midi, how about that, glad you guys finally got around to it, its only NOTES and RHYTHMS, not
 real important... to YOU maybe, but to me? its only EVERYTHING! It means abundant music for the rest of my life, even if its only 5 minutes long, it will be 5 minutes of MIDI, goddamnit.
I talk to guitarists all the time who say the same thing: "I don't know what midi does"... look at your goddamn hands, see those wiggly things sticking off of them? they're called FINGERS, see that guitar neck, its just the same ol' same ol', right? they're called
FRETS, right? well, midi is to synthesizer what fingers and frets are to guitars. Can you handle that? Of
course not, otherwise you wouldn't play guitar, am I right? Hell yes I'm right, you'd play Hammond organ and nothing but... why don't you be a real man, use the CHUG 8 Bowie knife, and render your so-called penis into a nice "lap steel" for use on the
SLIDE meatstick guitar! |
