a real kick

a real kick

from: popeye-x
70.114.7.166
06-04-24
15:44:42

there's a guy staying with tony, my neighbor, his name is daniel, and daniel is missing the bottom half of his right leg. I remembered I had a real old funky prosthetic leg with a ghastly shoe on the foot, nobody would wear this piece of shit, but they have a lot of fancy tools down there, maybe they could use the parts? who knows?

so I take it down there, and we all start laughing because daniel says its not a real prosthetic, its theatrical, for someone to LOOK like they have a fake leg, he said "its a REAL fake leg".

it might be fake to everyone else, but to my face , its too real. I used to have it mounted up by the ceiling, as a joke sculpture. (I believe there are some Rawhead photos with it in the background.) One day I was fiddling with it and it came loose, fell down, and KICKED ME IN THE FACE on its way down.

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