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25 Jan 2007
18:46:35
64.12.117.7
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. ^^^^^^^^^ 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. ^^^^^^^^^^^^ 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea: I can't hold it in. ^^^^^^^^^^^ 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in 'em. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 6) If you was a tree 'n I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til afternoon. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench: every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
