the definition of mercy

from: popeye-x 16 Aug 2007

my "son" speedmonkey shows up at 9:30am and gives me 3 bumps of really sizzling BOBBY, right before i go to work to kick ass. thank you "son", he's good boy, when i met him he said he was a born criminal, he showed me his tattoos, then in a whining voice he said "my mom is a fucking lesbian..." i said "shutup! lesbians are the coolest! they WORK! they don't need men... and NEITHER DO I!" so you see, dr. popeye-x has a certain dad like quality. no i don't want to be your baby's daddy... why? i'm 55 fucking years old!! all i wanna do is work and get high.