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No! I'm Not Gay!!!

from: popeye-x 17 Sep 2007

this may seem stupid, but it really happened:

where i work there's this really funny gay guy named hector. he's a scream. he walks in, picks up the hose, and squirts it thru a dish window, bouncing it off the wall and getting this other so-called straight guy named bernard wet. hector hauls ass, bernard comes in mad, he demands to know who squirted him. i say hector did it, i think he likes you. (the kiss of death) this pisses bernard off and he says, i don't like queers! i say, well, they sure do like you! bernard storms off.

hector comes back, picks up the hose and does the same trick, then hauls ass. back comes a furious bernard. i say we didn't do it, hector did it. then i say, you know, they say if a gay person gets you wet... you turn gay! bernard insists, i'm not gay! then he storms out.

me and this lesbian start laughing and soon bernard comes back. he stops at the doorway and says to the lesbian, come here, motioning with his finger. she says, i'm not coming over there, i'm busy, so bernard walks up to her. well, i gotta hear what it is, so i sneak up behind him and overhear him telling her, i'm not gay! he storms out.

of course, hector comes back and squirts bernard two more times, testing his temper to the limit.

then, it was time for me to leave, as i walked out, i passed by bernard and said, i'm not gay. he insists i'm not gay! i say, no! i'm not gay! bernard is furious and says, i'm not gay! but i'm hard headed and i say, no! i'm not gay!!!! finally he says, oh fuck you.

of course before i leave i go tell hector all about what we said. everybody, gay and/or straight, was falling about dying laughing because it was sooooo stupid.

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