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The floor shitters

from: Evil Receptionist Desk
72.177.187.205
08-12-11
19:16:36

infomania

So, I work in a place where several women have peed a little on the toilet and shit a lot on the floor. Thing is, they are not elderly, they are not handicapped, they are just dirty ass shitters who happen to miss the toilet. The restroom is so disgusting! I wont even use it because I am afraid shit germs will stick to my shoes. Instead I have to drive all the way home to use the restroom. It's really that bad. Nobody who actually has any sense of hygiene will use that shit hole. One day I needed to wash my hands because I opened a file cabinet and accidentally put my hand on the tracks. It had all this oily stuff. I had no choice but to step in the room of doom (the restroom) to wash my hands. I approached the door, took a deep breath, held it and scurried in. I looked on the floor to make sure there were no liquids or solids and that's when I saw it. ANAL DRIPPAGE! Right on the floor next to the toilet. It's like someone stood up bent over and let it drip to the floor. I couldn't hold my breath anymore because I gagged. I ran out of there and used an alcohol wipe from the first aid kit to clean off the oil. Then I used it to clear my eyeballs of that horrible image. Another incident happened where a co-worker spilled juice on her desk so I ran in the room of doom to get her some paper towels. And what did I discover? A yellow coated toilet, a turd in the toilet and some more anal drippage on the floor. What kind of woman does this? It's fucking rotten! Sooooo, I felt it was time to create a memo to the dirty bitches of this company. This is what I wrote... Proper Womans Restroom Etiquette 1. NO MEN ALLOWED (men had been going in there and peeing on the floor too) 2. Do not pee on the floor 3. Do not poop on the floor 4. If you decide to pee on the floor, clean it up 5. See above rule regarding pooping on the floor 6. Be clean, smile and wipe. So today when I came back to work, I found the memo on my desk and it said "OH MY GOD SOMEBODY ACTUALLY FLUNKED KINDERGARTEN, BE MATURE!" I gasped.. WELL! I certainly did not flunk kindergaten, but some WOMEN here certainly DID flunk potty training and I have proof!!!! BITCHES!!!!

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