i am completely NOT RACIST, nobody is less racist than me

i am completely NOT RACIST,
nobody is less racist than me click the pic

from: but still, i am preprogrammed by residual prejudice in society 09-01-10

so i am "learning", i have to, plus it is an honor to expand my mind in such a way, to overcome the racism of america is a great undertaking, in my opinion, it is AN HONOR to pull my head out of my ass, believe me...

but when i found out that mexicans aren't mexicans, (they aren't from mexico, right?), i don't know how to say it... it blew my mind. i was like, "you aren't mexicans?" what the fuck? i love mexicans, I WANNA BE A MEXICAN!
who wouldn't?

(well, black guys wouldn't, and apparently all these brown people in san antonio don't wanna be "mexicans" either)

i've never felt so disoriented in my life. i love street spanish, but they get SO PISSED OFF! how dare you attempt to cuss like us, you PINCHE WHETTO! friends tell me, don't do that, kurt, they know i LOVE it, but its really offensive.

ok, fine, i understand its racism, and its got to go. i'm all for it, i REALLY REALLY am. i love the hispanic culture so much. my two goals are to speak real spanish, and to be able to talk EXACTLY like porky pig. put those two together, imagine porky pig stuttering his way thru street spanish... hmmm? YES, its goddamn funny, right? but aside from that ONE THING, i am completely giving up "my" love for "their" mexicanism. because they aren't mexicans, they are la raza, its not a joke, its very honorable and noble, and i respect it it so much, i can't even say it in english.

but goddamnit, i WILL learn how to cuss in spanish like porky pig, no matter what, and if hispanics don't think its funny... we'll just see about that!

to me its hilarious, especially when he gets hung up on one word, and then switches to a synonym. in street spanish, its the funniest shit i've ever heard!