i see this as a business where i'm the boss, and you don't ev...

i see this as a business
where i'm the boss, and
you don't even work here

from: doktor popeye-x 09-06-29

she asked: when did you become a doktor?
i showed her a picture of a large
modular moog synthesizer.
"i became a doktor when i learned what
every one of those knobs and wires do!"

furthermore: "REAKTOR is the culmination of everything i became a doktor about!
and i still have no clue how it works!"

then, she hits the nail on the head:
"you mean it doesn't listen to you?"

i think about that question carefully.
"no, it doesn't" (pause) "HELL, NO!!!"

she concludes: "so you're saying it has a mind of its own?" YES!: "it is a morbidly overbuilt, software emulation of a hardwired machine, housing a malignant spirit... the unholy spawn of german brain damage, audio overkill, and totalitarian mutation."