posts in verse
by mugteaux

ppx for mugteaux
63.162.8.212/02-03-25/11:29

Henceforth, all my posts in verse 
Though I will try to keep it terse 
And to the point as it should be 
Disdaining vain verbosity 
I'll try to stick to epigrams 
Avoiding moderator slams 
We all get in our little ruts 
Just ask Badham to show his nuts 
Or maybe I'll post random links 
Acceptable that is, methinks 
The months should not run overlong 
Our scrolling function's not that strong 
The keys will stick, the fingers tire 
Brevity's what we require 
Versifiers elsewhere post 
Where audiences more engrossed 
With lingual noodling congregate 
Here we'd rather segregate 
The more prosaic of our crowd 
From petty rhymers who would cloud 
The bandwidth of this hallowed forum 
That's the word of one man's quorum. 

Just be glad yer board formatting
 is sketchy there, puddin

ppx: au contrair, Mugteaux

more muggytones...

Oh lord, my gawd what have you done
You heathen fiend from Texas way
You've spent too much time in the sun
And for yer folly I must pay

For you have publicly displayed
Something I said, I thought, in jest
But on my conscience you have preyed
And I think I must do my best.

But see if you don't wish you'd kept
Your bright ideas and warmest-hearted
Ideas to yourself, and slept
And scratched yer nuts and loudly farted

Or whatever else you do
In that secluded trailer spot
While you await some rendevous
With that fat chick from behind yer lot

Because, you see,
there's twice the burden
In this case, and while yer chattin
I'll be steady typin Word'n
You'll be doin' more formattin!

ppx: au contrair again, Mugteaux