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from: word on the streets
03-05-14--15:30
A small Texas Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of her species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Steve Cureton, a part-time sound mixer extraordinaire, who had volunteered to clean the animals' cages. Steve, like most wankers, had little sense, but always bragged that he possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Steve was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Steve showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Steve announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss the gorilla."
"Second, you must never tell anyone at TCMN about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
Steve Cureton stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500, I'll ask Mike Taylor to get it from Bob Cox."
Steve Cureton, Mike Taylor, and Bob Cox
known thieves (and ugly mf's)
