THE CONTINUING STORY OF
BOBBY JOE McFUCK YOU
It was late in the
afternoon when a scraggly Bobby
Joe emerged from the Hockchaw County Dump, rubbing his eyes and picking trash from his clothes: Bobby Joe |
Bobby Joe was taking a taste o' one of them thar jugs when Johnny Fok's main still lit up like Candlestick Park hit by a phosphorous bomb. |
The concussion of the blast knocked Bobby Joe 1/2 mile to the Hockchaw County Dump, burying him deep within the recesses of a garbage mountain, collected from an amusement park. |
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He dug his way
out, |