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transcribed verbatim from
Mike Taylor's Phone Machine

its his drunken girlfriend...
and she's PISSED OFF!

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Alright, since I figured you weren't going home, 
and you did have something else you were doing, 
WISH YOU'D BE HONEST. 
Must be too much to ask.
Well, in that case, uh, 
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I just wonder, uhh, where it is you're prowlin',
out with the 'Blurt,
or maybe with the Constant Constant in your life.
Uhmmm- Or who you're with, 
wearing the jacket I got for you 
and with the furniture I gave you in the back of your truck.
Hope you feel like a big man. You are.
You're just big, that's all.
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The only thing is I just wish you had big enough balls 
to let me have the same rights you do, you know
(heh heh)
No wonder you're always on the defense, 
you're keeping a bunch of secrets.
Well you don't have to anymore, 
You don't have a girlfriend to keep 'em from.
Sorry to have cramped your style. Hope you're havin' fun.
Wish I hadn't wasted so much time, 
really makes me wanna get loaded.
I THINK I WILL.
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Just so you know, I loved you and I was faithfull all those times
Uhh- yeah- little boy doesn't get his way.
Who knows who you've been seein' all these times?
I'm sure you haven't dropped any 
of the ones you were carrying around
Good Bye! and I mean. . . DON'T CALL ME.
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. . . yeah-- 
and I'm sure the nurse really was a guy, ya know.
I been wonderin' where you been puttin' it,
ummm, since I have'nt seen it.
Ya know, I really have, cuz I know that you, well,
I know better than to think 
that you're not doing something with that thing.
Ummmmm. . . .FEEL FREE. And I will to, and
I just hope that you won't let that stuff get stolen, 
cuz that piece of furniture has been in the family a long time 
and it would be a very sad thing. . . 
and disrespectful, and, but, ummm
no wonder you were acting like you didn't want it, 
YOU HAD PLANS.
Got somewhere to go, 
no wonder you didn't wanna come here.
You are very transparent at this moment,
and I don't like what I see.
Uhh-everything is more important than me
And you really don't want my body anymore 
and it's fucking obvious as hell, so,
I mean, at the times I'm fucking throwing myself at you,
You would rather have an argument, you know, 
when I look great. 
I'm going to stop wasting it on you.
I'm going, at this moment, to stop wasting myself on you.
Along with not calling, I hope you will not use my code.
I'd like you to forget it. I'd like you to forget where I live.
I'D LIKE TO FORGET WHO YOU ARE
-tchh (GOD) WHAT YOU DO AND THAT 
I'm not as important as a fucking joint!
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
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Man. . . the 'birds of a feather' thing, ya know, I mean,
WHY____________ would I go on all this time knowing 
that the people you hang with would stick it anywhere, 
and thinking that you're not like that...
Can't figure it out.Well I know you're at least 
a little more selective, it's just
Old Girlfriends or anyone that's interested in you
So. . . HAVE FUN!
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I'm gonna stop this obsessive calling after this,
But, you got what you wanted, you know, you got it back,
My undivided attention so you could shit all over it, 
One More Time.
Hope you're proud of yourself.
Hope you feel powerful.
umm, God, I thought that I was. . . 
I felt guilty cuz I thought that I wasnt't 
spending enough time with you
when you just never wanted me around anyway, like 
I'm for show or something, I don't know what it is.
But, uhh, it's phoney. I need something real.
Let me have the same freedom you do to go out chasing it
and yeah, you never had enough money 
to take your girlfriend out to dinner, but 
always have enough money to have your smoke.
Well, hah, if you don't have other chickies goin' on
maybe you can snag em' with some o' that,
or start doing that other stuff that's sure to suck em' in.
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Ya know, what you said about not wanting 
that guys calendar cuz he was from the AA,
like people should be ashamed of that kind of thing,
lets me know exactly what you think of me,
and why you've been so supportive, 
and why MY NINETY DAYS MEANS SHIT TO YOU!
You know, uhh, you don't have to have 
a girlfriend you NEED to feel ashamed of,
and I____ can find a supportive boyfriend,
and you can hang with the chicks who do drugs, 
HEY, the FUN ONES. HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!
Have a good life.
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And you were talkin' like you were all worried about O.G.
Well, I can see how worried you are about him.
PARTY WITH A FREE CONCIENCE
YOU SEALED THE DEAL WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND TONIGHT
JUST LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO DO!
Well, I know you walked away 
feeling like it was still dangling,
cuz, I was still holding on and 
now that I know that indeed, 
that was what you were trying to do, 
as much as you deny it through your fuckin' teeth,
umm, PARTY ON with NO GUILT,
cuz you NO LONGER have a girlfriend.
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Let's just face it,
were not good FOR each other, 
were not good TO each other,
we try to be but were NOT, and um, really. . .
without Chemical Assistance, 
we really DON'T have much of a relationship,
and I really wish it were'nt true, but it is,
and I really wish you were'nt out,
when you were acting like you were all worried about your cat,
or it was all cuz of your mood,
really you had somewhere else to go the whole time.
You NEVER fuckin told the TRUTH.
How many other things did you lie about and keep to yourself?
I don't even wanna know
I'm gonna assume that it was ALMOST EVERYTHING,
and that I NEVER knew the man I was with,
And you know what?
That's the FIRST TIME that ever happened to me,
AND IT'S THE LAST...
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