"FTW is the name, DEA - ATF - FBI - IRS... the D-E-A-T-F-B-I-R-S the D-E-A-T-F-B-I-R-S the D-E-A-T-F-B-I-R-S the D-E-A-T-F-B-I-R-S by the Rev. Jesus "Machinegun" Christ, pastor and commandant of the "Nine Millimeter Covenant Of the Ballisticallly Insane Church Of Armed Cop Killers Gun Store, Bar And Grill, & Day Care Crematorium", serving the greater D/FtW metroplex. Patron saint: Lee Harvey Oswald. Please come to our annual church carnival, this year features those "gun church" heartthrobs, The Texas Schoolbook Sepository Orchestra, they scored a ton of pussy at last year's carnival. I think they fucked every female in the congregation several times on their last visit. I believe they may have porked a few of the guys, too. I wouldn't know, since I'm the pastor, I only fuck the children, its part of their Sunday school cirriculum. I've included some of the litany in this post, (at the start & end), and, as a staunch anti-govt, pro-gun, militant Christian church leader, I would like to say "phooey" to all who would denigrate the accomplishments of my hero, David Koresh. "gears didn't mesh |
