She's A Suspect In A Windshield Smashing.
She has been investigated by
Child Protective Services since 1983.
She Squirted Out 9 Kids So Far,
And She's Only 33 Years Old!
Guess What?
None Of Them Live With Her.
I hear she likes to party.
I know she likes to fuck.
I hope she likes BEING DEAD.
Sometimes,
A BUG Goes P-L-A-S-M-A-T-I-C
On The Windshield Of Life.
I hope somebody gets a clear shot at her.
I hope the first shot splits her head like a melon.
I hope she never even knows what hit her.
BOOMsplat!
Another one just hot off the presses:
Three women are discussing their pregnancies,
one says, "You gonna abort it? I've had SEVEN."
She was 22 years old!!
Which one do YOU think is worse?
9 Kids At 33, Or 7 Abortions At 22?
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