Nothing I can think of can quite match the sheer terror experienced while driving with binoculars. If you will only try it sometime, I'm sure you'll be righteously surprised. Eyeball/hand coordination is put seriously out of whammy, and only the seasoned veteran can withstand more than a few seconds of it. The survival panic mechanisms thrown into play by the brain's tottering uncertainty compel the arms to lower the binoculars. Anyone who can do it for 60 seconds on a normal street deserves a big hug from Dr. Popeye X. |
Kids, don't try this at home, |
