You know, I had a Near Death Experience…
I drove thru an intersection… I was real high...
and I happened to plow into a party of five…

Killed every one of ' em!!!
I saw 'em all torn up,
with blood and guts everywhere.

I fainted from the sight of blood,
and that's when I had a
Near Death Experience…
where I went down this
long tube towards God,
and when I got there,
you know what it was?
It was a small grey room with one
lightbulb hanging down by a bare wire.
I sat on this little stool for about 8 hrs,
waiting for something to happen.
Finally, I said to myself,
"Man, I gotta get outta here."

Right then, the bulb burned out.

POSTSCRIPT:
I just caulked my whole house
with cattle wormer, what should I do?