1) Now, listen here
boys, come-uh spread your tails
Gonna tell you the story of the OLD JISM TRAIL
Hang a tie-dyed hippie to a tree, to a tree,
Hang a tie-dyed hippie to a tree...
2) Now, this here's
Billy Bob, 'n' over there's Jake
They're gonna give you all you can take
There's Injun Joe, and Wishbone, too,
After a spell, they'll go for round two
Now, don't you holler, an' a'don't you wail
Yer own your own when you ride the jism trail
Cuz every cuss from miles around
Is waitin' in line for a chance to get down
Hang a tie-dyed hippie to a tree, to a tree,
Hang a tie-dyed hippie to a tree...
3) Now, listen here,
boys, these are the facts
Sometimes you wake up with Chico on yer back,
Don't you panic, you best lie still,
Chico Interruptus could get a man killed,
Chico's kinda crazy inna sex kinda way,
He takes greenhorns and he makes 'em obey
They learn about the whip, 'n' they learn about the yoke,
'N' they learn about love while tied to an oak
Hang a tie-dyed hippie to a tree, to a tree,
Hang a tie-dyed hippie to a tree...
4) Now, listen to
me, boys, better save your strength,
You're gonna study us all at great length,
Don't be shy, if you want to survive,
Your saddle gets sore, but at least you're alive,
There ain't no women out in the sticks,
Just a lotta hard times and a lotta hard dicks,
Yer gun can't save you and neither can God
From the old cowpokes and their cattle prods
Hang a tie-dyed hippie to a tree, to a tree,
Hang a tie-dyed hippie to a tree...
