What if your most favorite music in the whole wide world was Michael Bolton? I'm talking about your ultimate choice, bar none, for the best that rock'n'roll has to offer. That could raise a question about the possibility that you might be a fuckhead, musically speaking. Am I right?

What if your idea of the pinnacle of pop music was The Monkees? I guess that would mean you are indeed a fuckhead, by any reasonable scaling of musical hipness, right?

I think we can all agree on that. So, what I'm really saying here is: Turkie and Tacki, by musical definition, are total fuckheads, without any doubt whatsoever.

Their favorite music is all the verification I need, my mind is totally clear about that fact.

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