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Dr. BLIND EAR
JEFFERSON
Rhythms & Blues Transplants - Organic
or Cybernetic
Dr. DEAF HOG WASHINGTON
Lobotomy Clinic for Writer’s Block, NY.
These two master brain surgeons, who also happen to moonlight as authentic blues artists when they’re not up to their armpits in the fast pace of today’s "rock" surgery, have done more to influence the directions of today’s now sound than any of their predecessors.
Dr. DEAF HOG WASHINGTON, in one skilled stroke, cleared the pitifully overcrowded barracks of Writer’s Block, the notorious concentration camp for stopped up artists. His unrestrained use of the no-frills pre-frontal two-dollar lobotomy transformed scads of miserable, befuddled, and aimless retardees into productive, self- sufficient new-wave combo groups, who write their own songs and put on shows ‘round the clock. Today and everyday, with thousands of refugees crowding the jamming platforms of the emergency rooms in music hospitals all across the nation, we need the union of science and sock-hop that the real urban blues masters forged for us.
DR. BLIND EAR JEFFERSON is the first blues surgeon to implant the brain patterns of rhythm idols directly onto the brain lobes of musicians using complex, integrated chip circuitry. With these developments came massive scale tour caravans with as many as 5,000 bands playing simultaneously, in thousands of different places within the camp, to as many as 17,000,000 festival goers. This giant tour swelled and rolled like the sea in a massive crisscross of continuous "sub-tours" and "sub-mini-tours". The distance across the campgrounds for this convergence covered 5 states and lasted for 7 months after the U.S. government went broke. The money that the roadies were planning on making became the foremost collateral for the Federal Reserve, making the U.S., in itself, a band. The partied out wasteland stretched across miles and miles of abandoned farms and cities with rock concerts everywhere, all the time. Entire cities jammed together as the gadgetry and genius of BLIND EAR and DEAF HOG finally brought it all together.
The whole world, even the Supreme Being, the Producer-in-Chief of the U.S., should hail these men who have made the worldwide dream of constant, ‘round the clock, everywhere & all the time, GET DOWN, boogie mama, rockin’ motherfucking sons-of-bitchin’, bastard of blasting fuck shit, rock ’n’ Rodan - Mothra - boogie - jelly - roll not only possible, but straight up NECESSARY for the health of the industry!!!
SIEG HEIL!!!!
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