THE TWO SIDES OF
THE HUMAN BRAIN

The Human Brain Is Hooked Up Backwards.

The Left Side Of The Body Is Connected To
The Right Side Of The Brain.

The Left Side Of The Brain Is Connected To
The Right Side Of The Body.

When I Slam The Garage Door
Down On My Right Toe,
It Is The Left Lobe That Activates
The Screaming Mechanisms.

When I Poke The B-B-Q Fork
Into My Left Thigh,
It Is The Right Lobe That Signals
The Agony Euphemizer.

And When I Throw The Running Chainsaw
At A Buddy For A Joke,
The Whole Brain Comes Into Play
Controlling The Pointing And Laughing Muscles.

To A Left Handed Person (i.e. Wrong-Brained),
Everything Scientific Is Autistic.

The Athletes Foot On The Right
Is Smelled By The Nose,
For The Brain On The Left.

The Armpit Odor On The Left
Is Sprayed By The Arm On The Right,
For The Left Side Of The Brain.

The Left Side Tells Left from Right.

The Right Side Tells Right from Wrong.

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